We at Fibonacci Pizza are proud to announce our new spokesperson. We spent many long hours discussing who would be the new face of F.P. and weighed many factors. In the end we went with the cheapest. One thing we pride ourselves on is the fact that we can spot a deal when we see one. Some companies may boast that they have big time celebrities from the world of movies, television, music, sports, or competitive eating, but we here at F.P. have snagged one of the biggest celebrities from the world of I.T. Yup, you guessed it. None other than Burle Von Burleson, the world’s strongest DBA. Burle can successfully lift a 9lb weight over his head. A feat matched by no other living DBA. We hope that adding Burle to the Fibonacci team will be as successful as the Dr. Z campaign was for Chrysler. We are also donating a portion of Fibonacci’s profits for August to the Burle and Melinda Von Burleson Foundation to help combat DBA insecurities (that software developers can do most functions of their jobs better than they can). Welcome aboard Burle, we are pleased to welcome you to the Fibonacci Pizza family until you no longer prove profitable to the company.
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Wow. So, I must ask - what do we get out of him for the deal? Public appearances, commercial spots, magazine ads, or mention of him in a post?
To our regular readers, I apologize for continual posting of internal information and questions in a public forum via comments to posts. I Wonder if telecommuting for a pizza company can ever really work…
ICGV
@ICGV: Our agreement with Mr. Von Burleson currently has him producing commercials and magazine ads for us. He will not be appearing in either, but will have executive producer credits. He has approved a body double that will act as a stand-in for him at all public appearances. He will make personal appearance to private gatherings, however, such as children’s birthday parties, but our agreement stipulates that he must always be dressed in full costume as our mascot, Ellis the Flatulent Cow.
Also, in response to the second part of your comment, I do believe that telecommuting can work for our company. By early next week all our pizza deliveries will be delivered via Flikr, and soon all credit card transactions will be handled through Twitter. Giuseppe, I really believe that this internet will be huge in a few years. It’s good that we are getting in early, before too much useless trash gets out there. As my sainted mother used to say back in the old country, “Leonardo, non mette i funghi nel buco della serratura.” I pass this wisdom on to you Giuseppe, in hopes that our key will soon unlock great things for us.
-Leon