Fibonacci Pizza wishes to lend its support for Sen. Ned Feratu in his reelection campain to U.S. Senate. Sen. Feratu is the Junior Senator from W.V. and in 2010 he will have served 144 years in the Senate. He is notable as the first Vampire-American to ever successfully win a seat to the U.S. Senate, thus opening the door to numerous bloodsuckers seeking office since then. Ned believes in protecting America and what She stands for. Ned is a Flag-saluting, Pledge spewing, Anthem singing patriot, and loves our military so much he regularly volunteers to go on a couple of missions each year (just for fun). Ned loves Christmas, and regularly gives gifts on that day (not just some day around Christmas). It is unfortunate, however, that Ned has had to suppress some of his loves lately after a tragic accident. While visiting the birthplace of Ed McMahon, Ned was savagely bitten on the neck by a Jehovah’s Witness. The attacker took Ned by surprise as he was buying a Star Search commemorative plate for his collection. Ned has recovered nicely, but still suffers some effects. Every full moon, Ned is compelled to go door to door and hand out informational pamphlets. Agnes Farnsworth, a stay at home ski-instructor and Feratu supporter says, “I used to be happy to see Sen. Feratu coming to my house, when he was just a vampire, but now when I see him at the door with a copy of The Watchtower I just turn the lights off and pretend I’m not home.” Senator Feratu is a great man who has overcome some great difficulties in his life, and deserves your support.