The response from readers of Fibonacci Pizza has been overwhelming. Apparently a lot of our fans run Viagra distribution companies. The following fan mail is from one of our typical FP readers which goes to show that not only do cheap prescription drug entrepreneurs read the site, but so do eloquent poets.

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Love,

Bill
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