http://alexi.org You can have-a 1 slice, You can have-a 2 slices, You can even have-a 3 slices, but no-a 4 slices. You can have-a 5 though. Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:46:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Greedy short-sighted morons that can't adjust there business model to the changing environment!       AP Considers Making Content Require Payment via Slashdot by ScuttleMonkey on 2/23/09 TechDirt is reporting that the Associated Press is poised to be the next in a long line of news organizations to completely bungle their online distribution methods ... http://alexi.org/2009/02/24/ap-considers-making-content-require-payment/ http://www.labnol.org/internet/search/google-query-uses-1000-machines/7433/ Posted via email from Alexi's Posterous http://alexi.org/2009/02/23/single-google-query-uses-1000-machines-in-02-seconds/ Here's a freebie to send all you conservative leaning buddies.  Imagine the look of surprise when they open up there very own PETA dorm kit.  They'll love such slogans as "Meat's not Green" and cute baby chicks touting "We are not Nuggets".  Act now, supplies are limited.  Oh, and Joe, ... http://alexi.org/2009/01/27/all-your-right-wing-buddies-deserve-this-free-dorm-kit/ http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/graphics/080817_face/ Posted via email from Alexandros's posterous http://alexi.org/2009/01/23/apparently-neither-john-malkovich-nor-james-carville-can-be-trusted/ The response from readers of Fibonacci Pizza has been overwhelming. Apparently a lot of our fans run Viagra distribution companies. The following fan mail is from one of our typical FP readers which goes to show that not only do cheap prescription drug entrepreneurs read the site, ... http://alexi.org/2008/02/26/fan-mail/ Fibonacci Pizza wishes to lend its support for Sen. Ned Feratu in his reelection campain to U.S. Senate. Sen. Feratu is the Junior Senator from W.V. and in 2010 he will have served 144 years in the Senate. He is notable as the first Vampire-American to ever successfully win a ... http://alexi.org/2008/02/20/we-support-sen-feratu-in-%e2%80%9810/ Word from a reliable source has it that Google has decided to establish a Top Secret datacenter on the Moon! Apparently the lower gravity will extend life and enhance performance of Google's storage systems, while reducing greatly the cooling costs associated. "The costs of cooling a datacenter on Earth are ... http://alexi.org/2007/09/14/google-to-establish-datacenter-on-moon/ We at Fibonacci Pizza are proud to announce our new spokesperson. We spent many long hours discussing who would be the new face of F.P. and weighed many factors. In the end we went with the cheapest. One thing we pride ourselves on is the fact that ... http://alexi.org/2007/08/22/happy-news/ Recently, I have received a molto bello offer from the top brass over at Cupopizza.com. It concerns a possible merger between Fibonacci Pizza and Cup O pizza. We have been promised to make a lot of money. As regular readers of our one post may ... http://alexi.org/2007/08/20/possible-merger/ This week a group of Shriners visited Fibonacci Pizza. They ordered 9 pizzas and were summarily executed on the spot by the staff. Fibonacci Pizza wishes to send condolences to the family and friends of the victims of such a senseless (yet justified) tragedy. http://alexi.org/2007/07/31/fibonacci-pizza-welcomes-the-shriners-2/